1 00:00:00,834 --> 00:00:03,964 [Theme music] 2 00:00:10,093 --> 00:00:18,233 Theme song: Love, exciting and new-- 3 00:00:18,309 --> 00:00:24,069 come aboard, we're expecting you. 4 00:00:26,985 --> 00:00:38,115 And love, life's sweetest reward, let it flow. 5 00:00:38,204 --> 00:00:41,964 It floats back to you. 6 00:00:42,041 --> 00:00:50,881 The love boat soon will be making another run. 7 00:00:50,967 --> 00:00:58,727 The love boat promises something for everyone. 8 00:00:58,808 --> 00:01:03,858 Set a course for adventure, your mind on a new romance. 9 00:01:07,275 --> 00:01:13,865 And love won't hurt anymore. 10 00:01:13,948 --> 00:01:20,908 It's an open smile on a friendly shore. 11 00:01:23,875 --> 00:01:27,665 It's love. 12 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:31,174 Welcome aboard, it's love. 13 00:01:45,271 --> 00:01:46,941 Gopher, I want you to check with Mrs. Bradbury. 14 00:01:47,023 --> 00:01:48,153 See if there's anything the ship can 15 00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:51,823 do to help out with last minute details in skagway. 16 00:01:51,903 --> 00:01:52,863 Right, sir. Right. 17 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:55,276 Touch bases with the wine steward. 18 00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:56,695 I think they need more champagne. 19 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:58,123 Gopher: Aye, aye, sir. 20 00:01:58,201 --> 00:02:01,371 Now, Mr. Bowers' home is a fair distance from town. 21 00:02:01,454 --> 00:02:05,044 Make sure you have adequate transportation from the dock. 22 00:02:05,124 --> 00:02:05,924 Right. 23 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:06,380 And another thing, gopher-- 24 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:08,209 hi. 25 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:09,054 Hi. 26 00:02:09,128 --> 00:02:10,588 Where are you going? 27 00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:11,672 To the bridesmaids' dinner. 28 00:02:11,756 --> 00:02:12,416 Oh, gee. 29 00:02:12,507 --> 00:02:14,297 I'm going to the bachelor dinner. 30 00:02:14,384 --> 00:02:15,224 Too bad. 31 00:02:15,301 --> 00:02:17,141 I bet you'd be fun to hang around with, 32 00:02:17,220 --> 00:02:18,010 if you ever had the time. 33 00:02:18,096 --> 00:02:18,926 --On their best behavior. 34 00:02:19,013 --> 00:02:22,643 Do you-- gopher! 35 00:02:22,725 --> 00:02:23,725 I'm lots of fun. 36 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:24,560 I'm more fun than you can imagine. 37 00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:28,364 Gopher! 38 00:02:28,439 --> 00:02:30,939 You just wait till I'm the captain, and he's the purser. 39 00:02:31,025 --> 00:02:32,275 I'll make his life hell. 40 00:02:43,371 --> 00:02:47,751 Well, are you ready for your bachelor's dinner-- 41 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:50,714 one last night with the boys? 42 00:02:50,795 --> 00:02:52,585 I can hardly believe it. 43 00:02:52,672 --> 00:02:55,682 Tomorrow my Dougie will be a married man. 44 00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:00,722 What is it mom? 45 00:03:00,805 --> 00:03:02,595 What's what, darling? 46 00:03:02,682 --> 00:03:03,142 Aw, come on. 47 00:03:03,224 --> 00:03:04,564 Look, I know you. 48 00:03:04,642 --> 00:03:07,482 What's on your mind? 49 00:03:07,562 --> 00:03:07,942 Oh. 50 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:09,401 I don't know. 51 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:13,360 Sometimes I think I cheated you out of a father. 52 00:03:13,443 --> 00:03:16,453 Maybe if I hadn't pushed him so hard, he wouldn't have 53 00:03:16,529 --> 00:03:17,819 become a-- well, maybe-- 54 00:03:17,906 --> 00:03:19,026 I mean, we might have-- 55 00:03:19,115 --> 00:03:19,865 oh. 56 00:03:19,949 --> 00:03:21,779 Why do you do that to yourself? 57 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:23,158 I mean, why put yourself down like that? 58 00:03:23,244 --> 00:03:27,584 Oh, Doug, I haven't always been so-- 59 00:03:27,665 --> 00:03:30,125 let me tell you what you've been. 60 00:03:30,209 --> 00:03:31,749 I mean, you have been the guts and the backbone 61 00:03:31,836 --> 00:03:34,836 of this family. 62 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:38,093 You've handled every crisis. 63 00:03:38,176 --> 00:03:42,676 And you made it all an incredibly smooth ride for me. 64 00:03:42,764 --> 00:03:45,314 And so I guess this might be just about as good 65 00:03:45,391 --> 00:03:48,691 a time as any to say thank you. 66 00:03:48,770 --> 00:03:52,230 So thanks, mom. 67 00:03:52,315 --> 00:03:54,525 Oh, darling. 68 00:03:54,609 --> 00:03:55,609 Thank you, sweetheart. 69 00:04:10,750 --> 00:04:11,830 So, where is little Carol? 70 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:16,458 Or are we having the bridesmaid party without the bride? 71 00:04:16,547 --> 00:04:17,217 Don't worry. 72 00:04:17,298 --> 00:04:19,338 She'll be here. 73 00:04:19,425 --> 00:04:21,005 I guess it takes a long time to pull 74 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:21,844 yourself together when all you're used to wearing 75 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:24,508 are jeans, right? 76 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:25,767 Hi, Carol. 77 00:04:25,848 --> 00:04:27,178 Hi. 78 00:04:27,266 --> 00:04:27,676 Sorry I'm late. 79 00:04:27,767 --> 00:04:29,767 Oh never mind. 80 00:04:29,852 --> 00:04:32,652 I'm sure no one noticed your breach of etiquette. 81 00:04:32,730 --> 00:04:34,770 Natalie, why don't you just blow it out your ear? 82 00:04:37,318 --> 00:04:40,698 It's obvious that there's no way you'll ever 83 00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:43,530 fit into the bradbury family. 84 00:04:43,616 --> 00:04:47,036 And that, folks, is what is known as a poor loser. 85 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,870 Well, I think so. 86 00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:51,616 Don't worry about her. 87 00:04:51,708 --> 00:04:52,708 I won't. 88 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:54,002 I just hope this doesn't take too long. 89 00:04:54,085 --> 00:04:55,585 I'm meeting Doug out on the deck after the bachelor party. 90 00:04:55,670 --> 00:04:57,710 Oh. 91 00:04:57,797 --> 00:05:00,587 A little last minute hanky-panky in the moonlight? 92 00:05:00,675 --> 00:05:02,215 If there is any moonlight. 93 00:05:02,301 --> 00:05:03,011 If? 94 00:05:03,094 --> 00:05:04,054 Who cares? 95 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:06,137 Sunlight, moonlight-- hanky-panky 96 00:05:06,222 --> 00:05:08,522 works great in any weather. 97 00:05:08,599 --> 00:05:10,889 All: (Singing) For he's a jolly good fellow. 98 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:13,397 For he's a jolly good fellow. 99 00:05:13,479 --> 00:05:18,739 For he's a jolly good fellow, which nobody can deny. 100 00:05:18,818 --> 00:05:22,408 [Cheering] 101 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:26,913 Gentlemen, gentlemen, a toast to Doug. 102 00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:27,663 To Doug. 103 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:28,084 To Doug. 104 00:05:28,161 --> 00:05:29,911 To Doug. 105 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:34,746 From this day forward, smooth sailing, but no more cruisings. 106 00:05:34,834 --> 00:05:36,384 [Cheering] 107 00:05:40,840 --> 00:05:43,760 So anyway, then he took me all over Juneau. 108 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:46,053 And I tell you, Alicia, the scenery 109 00:05:46,137 --> 00:05:48,427 is absolutely breathtaking. 110 00:05:48,514 --> 00:05:50,354 And the people are wonderful. 111 00:05:50,433 --> 00:05:51,933 And buddy is-- is-- 112 00:05:52,018 --> 00:05:55,608 yeah, well, he's ok. 113 00:05:55,688 --> 00:05:57,108 Ha, ha, ha, ha. 114 00:05:57,190 --> 00:06:01,190 Don't tell me, portia the impervious is falling in love. 115 00:06:01,277 --> 00:06:02,607 Oh, don't be silly. 116 00:06:02,695 --> 00:06:04,655 Uh-huh. 117 00:06:04,739 --> 00:06:08,909 I spent some time with Peter today at the glacier. 118 00:06:08,993 --> 00:06:14,873 My goodness, Alicia, not you too? 119 00:06:14,957 --> 00:06:16,787 [Laughter] 120 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:23,974 And now, from a man with a lot of experience, 121 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:25,590 you want a happy marriage? 122 00:06:25,676 --> 00:06:27,796 You do everything your wife tells you. 123 00:06:27,887 --> 00:06:29,557 But on the second date-- 124 00:06:29,639 --> 00:06:30,559 [laughter] 125 00:06:32,517 --> 00:06:34,437 I wonder what the guys are doing now. 126 00:06:34,519 --> 00:06:36,559 Oh, probably ogling some blonde 127 00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:36,976 who just jumped out of a cake. 128 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:38,483 Terrific. 129 00:06:38,564 --> 00:06:41,194 [Laughter] 130 00:06:41,275 --> 00:06:43,565 [Cheering] 131 00:06:48,324 --> 00:06:49,034 Surprise! 132 00:06:54,413 --> 00:06:56,213 Good old, nat-- anything for a laugh. 133 00:06:59,502 --> 00:07:03,672 Somehow, I don't think she's doing it for a laugh. 134 00:07:03,756 --> 00:07:06,086 [Cheering] 135 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:28,573 Oh. 136 00:07:28,656 --> 00:07:29,316 Hello, Carol. 137 00:07:29,407 --> 00:07:32,537 I think your son stood me up. 138 00:07:32,618 --> 00:07:34,538 We were supposed to meet here. 139 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:36,750 Well, it's his last night as a free man. 140 00:07:36,831 --> 00:07:40,001 I just hope he makes it to the altar. 141 00:07:40,084 --> 00:07:42,044 He's a fool if he doesn't. 142 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:44,048 You're going to make a beautiful bride. 143 00:07:44,130 --> 00:07:47,590 Thank you, Mr. Bradbury. 144 00:07:47,675 --> 00:07:48,715 You know what's a shame? 145 00:07:48,801 --> 00:07:54,221 In other circumstances, it could have been "dad." 146 00:07:58,144 --> 00:08:00,444 I know Doug wants you there. 147 00:08:00,521 --> 00:08:02,821 Would you come to the wedding? 148 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:03,729 No. 149 00:08:03,816 --> 00:08:05,066 This is Alicia's show. 150 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:09,161 I don't want to get in the way. 151 00:08:09,238 --> 00:08:11,658 I'm sorry. 152 00:08:11,741 --> 00:08:13,081 It's all right. 153 00:08:20,124 --> 00:08:22,754 Oh, Peter. 154 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:27,665 [Sighs] I've been looking everywhere for you. 155 00:08:27,757 --> 00:08:30,927 I'd-- I'd like you to come to the wedding. 156 00:08:37,516 --> 00:08:38,426 Thank you. 157 00:08:55,284 --> 00:08:56,044 Hi, Doug. 158 00:08:56,118 --> 00:08:57,788 I knew you'd come back eventually. 159 00:08:57,870 --> 00:08:58,580 Doug? 160 00:09:02,833 --> 00:09:03,133 That's ok. 161 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:04,589 I'll wait. 162 00:09:10,716 --> 00:09:11,966 Doug? 163 00:09:12,051 --> 00:09:12,591 [Whistles] 164 00:09:20,476 --> 00:09:23,936 Well, so much for bridesmaids and bachelors. 165 00:09:24,021 --> 00:09:26,151 Yeah. 166 00:09:26,232 --> 00:09:27,572 Yeah. 167 00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:28,940 Wedding's tomorrow. 168 00:09:29,026 --> 00:09:29,736 Yeah. 169 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:37,445 Portia, if I were 20 years younger, i-- 170 00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:40,865 I'd be too old for you. 171 00:09:40,955 --> 00:09:42,915 Yeah. 172 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:44,629 Oh, no. 173 00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:46,749 I'm-- i'm-- I'm sorry. 174 00:09:46,836 --> 00:09:46,876 What were you going to say? 175 00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:53,007 Nothing. 176 00:09:53,092 --> 00:09:55,552 Just goodnight. 177 00:09:55,636 --> 00:09:56,256 Oh. 178 00:09:56,345 --> 00:09:57,595 Oh, goodnight. 179 00:09:57,680 --> 00:10:03,560 Look, buddy, would-- would you like to-- 180 00:10:03,644 --> 00:10:04,024 I mean, we could-- 181 00:10:04,103 --> 00:10:07,363 could what? 182 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:07,940 Oh, nothing. 183 00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:09,694 Oh, forget it. 184 00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:11,145 Goodnight. 185 00:10:11,235 --> 00:10:11,565 Goodnight. 186 00:10:11,652 --> 00:10:13,492 Thank you. 187 00:10:13,571 --> 00:10:14,451 See ya. 188 00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:15,240 Sure. 189 00:10:18,367 --> 00:10:21,827 Oh, just as well. 190 00:10:21,912 --> 00:10:21,952 Oh, nuts! 191 00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:42,559 Captain (on pa): Good morning. 192 00:10:42,641 --> 00:10:44,231 And welcome to skagway. 193 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:46,940 Yukon train 12 will depart from the fiesta deck. 194 00:10:47,021 --> 00:10:48,771 And for all wedding guests, limousines 195 00:10:48,856 --> 00:10:50,106 will be waiting at dockside. 196 00:11:12,588 --> 00:11:14,968 [Telephone ringing] 197 00:11:20,971 --> 00:11:21,891 Yes? 198 00:11:21,972 --> 00:11:23,772 Hello. 199 00:11:23,849 --> 00:11:24,559 Hello. 200 00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:01,465 Ok, Doug. 201 00:12:01,554 --> 00:12:02,304 This is it. 202 00:12:02,388 --> 00:12:04,218 Let's go. 203 00:12:04,306 --> 00:12:06,306 Come on. 204 00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:07,272 What are you doing? 205 00:12:07,351 --> 00:12:08,101 Do you want to miss your own marriage? 206 00:12:08,185 --> 00:12:08,885 Let's go! 207 00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:16,824 Hello. 208 00:12:16,902 --> 00:12:18,782 Oh, hello. 209 00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:19,363 You look like you're going to a wedding. 210 00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:21,117 Well, so do you. 211 00:12:21,198 --> 00:12:22,988 I am. 212 00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:24,575 I'm glad. 213 00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:27,830 Oh, I'm sorry it took so long. 214 00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:28,293 We had to have them flown in. 215 00:12:28,372 --> 00:12:29,422 Thank you. 216 00:12:29,498 --> 00:12:33,038 I had a talk with Dr. Bricker. 217 00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:33,457 Are you all right? 218 00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:34,884 Oh, yes. 219 00:12:34,962 --> 00:12:35,552 Yes. 220 00:12:35,629 --> 00:12:37,509 I hadn't quite run out. 221 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,760 Obviously, I never mentioned it to anyone. 222 00:12:39,842 --> 00:12:43,052 No use having them worry about every little thing, you know? 223 00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:46,097 What you have is no little thing. 224 00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:49,692 If there's one thing I've learned in my life, 225 00:12:49,768 --> 00:12:52,398 it's the fact that everything is as big as you make it. 226 00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:02,159 This is insane. 227 00:13:02,239 --> 00:13:03,869 I think you just set a new speed record 228 00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:05,739 for putting on a morning coat under the influence 229 00:13:05,826 --> 00:13:06,576 of a hangover. 230 00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:07,660 Marv, I want you to light these. 231 00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:09,035 You're [inaudible] fine. Doug: Oh. 232 00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:09,791 Marv: What? 233 00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:10,832 Doug: I've got to talk to Carol. 234 00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:11,455 I forgot to see her last night. - All right. 235 00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:13,330 Doug. There you are. 236 00:13:13,417 --> 00:13:14,587 I've been looking everywhere for you. 237 00:13:14,668 --> 00:13:15,998 Mom, I'm just going to go talk to Carol real quick. 238 00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:16,876 Darling, darling. 239 00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:18,132 You'll see Carol at the altar. - No. 240 00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:19,554 But you don't understand. - No, darling. 241 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:20,552 No. 242 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:21,553 She has enough to do without you barging in. 243 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:22,894 And besides it's bad luck. 244 00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:23,718 Now, come along. 245 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:32,599 Come on, honeybunch. 246 00:13:32,686 --> 00:13:34,016 Time to tie the knot. 247 00:13:34,104 --> 00:13:35,364 And get me out of this tie. 248 00:13:38,442 --> 00:13:39,152 Carol? 249 00:13:44,573 --> 00:13:46,913 Well. 250 00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:49,542 I've heard of informal wedding gowns. 251 00:13:49,620 --> 00:13:50,080 Oh, grandpa. 252 00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:52,412 Oh, baby. 253 00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:53,498 Go on inside. 254 00:14:17,773 --> 00:14:20,483 Mr. Bowers' home is beautiful. 255 00:14:20,568 --> 00:14:22,778 I can't imagine a more perfect place to get married. 256 00:14:22,861 --> 00:14:25,071 Well, you'll have to wait your turn. 257 00:14:25,155 --> 00:14:26,025 Doug and Carol have dibs. 258 00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:42,128 Where's Carol? 259 00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:42,464 She ain't going to be here. 260 00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:44,298 Buddy. 261 00:14:44,383 --> 00:14:45,013 Now, you two got a heap of talking to do. 262 00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:45,972 Now, get back to the ship, son. 263 00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:50,812 What-- 264 00:14:50,889 --> 00:14:51,889 [chatter] 265 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:08,030 Folks, I'm sorry. 266 00:15:08,115 --> 00:15:09,365 There ain't going to be a wedding. 267 00:15:09,450 --> 00:15:10,160 Aw. 268 00:15:12,453 --> 00:15:15,083 Carol changed her mind. 269 00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:16,004 [Chatter] 270 00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:24,380 Oh, what a shame. 271 00:15:27,217 --> 00:15:29,177 Yeah. 272 00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:30,851 I'm aching for those two kids. 273 00:15:33,974 --> 00:15:37,024 But if they're really in love with each other, 274 00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:39,692 they'll be back together again. 275 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:43,232 And if they're not really in love with each other, 276 00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:45,527 then it's for the best. 277 00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:51,331 Still, it does seem a shame to let all this go to waste. 278 00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:53,738 Yeah. 279 00:15:53,827 --> 00:15:56,367 It would have been a hell of a wedding. 280 00:15:56,455 --> 00:15:57,535 Yeah, I mean-- 281 00:15:57,623 --> 00:15:58,923 I mean, you-- you paid for the wedding. 282 00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:02,249 It just seems to me like there should be one. 283 00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:03,046 Yeah. 284 00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:10,885 Well, I always-- 285 00:16:10,969 --> 00:16:14,719 I always try to get the most for my money. 286 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:15,097 Makes sense. 287 00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:23,767 Do you want to? 288 00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:30,198 Why not? 289 00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:35,490 Hmm. 290 00:16:35,577 --> 00:16:38,037 Why not? 291 00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:39,542 Yahoo! 292 00:16:39,623 --> 00:16:40,003 Hey, folks. 293 00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:41,252 Folks, hold it! 294 00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,583 Hold it. 295 00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:44,708 There's going to be a wedding after all. 296 00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:47,085 [Applause] 297 00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,601 What-- what's your last name? 298 00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,103 Who the hell cares? 299 00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:02,354 It's going to be bowers in a minute anyway. 300 00:17:02,438 --> 00:17:04,898 Come on. 301 00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:07,322 [Horse whinnying] 302 00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:17,163 Minister: Marriage is the commitment of love, 303 00:17:17,244 --> 00:17:20,294 an affirmation of the most precious of emotions. 304 00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:23,172 To share these feelings is a joyous thing. 305 00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:26,750 As you have vowed to Cherish one another-- 306 00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:27,457 I love you. 307 00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:29,126 Jack. 308 00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:30,514 I'm not some romantic kid. 309 00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:33,761 I-- I know when I'm in love and when I'm not. 310 00:17:33,844 --> 00:17:35,304 I'm in love. 311 00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:37,427 Jack. 312 00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:38,524 You know, you're not being very cooperative. 313 00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:40,809 When one dope says I love you, the other dope is 314 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:41,603 supposed to say I love you too. 315 00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:44,805 I love you too. 316 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,437 You do? 317 00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:48,403 Mm-hmm. 318 00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:49,194 Really? 319 00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:52,816 No kidding? 320 00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:53,655 No kidding. 321 00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:01,832 By the authority vested in me, I 322 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:06,174 now pronounce you man and wife. 323 00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:09,131 Ah! 324 00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:11,513 [Applause] 325 00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:18,056 What god hath joined together, let no man put asunder. 326 00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:21,429 Oh. 327 00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:25,647 Now, you may kiss the bride. 328 00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:28,649 [Applause] 329 00:18:59,012 --> 00:19:02,852 I'm sure that this is one of those stories 330 00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:04,393 that years from now, it's going to seem 331 00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:07,186 really funny to our kids. 332 00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:11,941 But right now, it sure doesn't feel that way. 333 00:19:12,025 --> 00:19:12,775 Are we going to tell our kids how Natalie answered 334 00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:16,570 your phone this morning? 335 00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:18,235 What? 336 00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:20,833 She was just waking up. 337 00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:24,999 Oh look, Carol, Natalie jumped out of some cake 338 00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,370 at my bachelor party last night. 339 00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:32,877 Hey, she must have gone back to my cabin or something. 340 00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:36,763 Well, that explains everything. 341 00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:38,262 Look. 342 00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:43,143 I passed out 30 seconds after I got back there last night. 343 00:19:43,223 --> 00:19:48,853 And if anything happened between Natalie and me-- 344 00:19:48,937 --> 00:19:54,147 oh, hey-- she must have-- 345 00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:57,324 she must have taken advantage of me. 346 00:20:01,074 --> 00:20:03,454 I mean, I would have fought valiantly 347 00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:04,785 for my honor, of course. 348 00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,370 And you know that. 349 00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:12,921 Poor Doug, seduced and abandoned, huh? 350 00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:14,803 Yeah. 351 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,630 Yeah. 352 00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:19,125 Carol, I love you. 353 00:20:19,217 --> 00:20:22,297 I want you, not Natalie-- 354 00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:23,097 just you. 355 00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,571 Do you think we could go back to my room 356 00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:37,530 and talk about this some more? 357 00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:38,321 Yeah. 358 00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:48,618 You know, I don't know if you're dressed for it. 359 00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:51,375 And just what did you have in mind, young fellow? 360 00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:53,208 Oh, I don't know. 361 00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:53,843 Just don't plan on being out of your cabin 362 00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:56,089 for the next 12 hours. 363 00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:01,427 [Cheering] 364 00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:11,944 Oh, I'm glad someone will live happily ever after. 365 00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:13,860 Oh, I don't think they're the only ones. 366 00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:15,729 I'm sure that Doug and Carol will work things out. 367 00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:18,896 How can you be so sure? 368 00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:20,316 Call me an optimist. 369 00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:21,864 Or maybe I'm just a romantic. 370 00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:23,617 But I think people who love each other 371 00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:26,949 should be together and not let anything stand in the way. 372 00:21:27,035 --> 00:21:29,865 After all, what's more important than love? 373 00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:33,415 Thank you, captain. 374 00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:35,790 Well, you're welcome. 375 00:21:35,877 --> 00:21:36,877 For what? 376 00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:39,092 I think you just optimistically romanticized 377 00:21:39,172 --> 00:21:40,512 us out of a cruise director. 378 00:21:56,648 --> 00:21:58,568 [Laughter] 379 00:21:58,650 --> 00:22:03,910 Now listen, Mrs. Bowers, there's nothing in the marriage 380 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:06,579 vows about me carrying you over a threshold or up and down 381 00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:07,578 halls. 382 00:22:07,659 --> 00:22:08,739 [Groans] Ok. 383 00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:09,997 Ok. 384 00:22:10,078 --> 00:22:11,498 I'll make a deal with you. 385 00:22:11,580 --> 00:22:12,330 What? 386 00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:13,334 On our 50th wedding anniversary, 387 00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:15,745 when we have our second marriage ceremony-- 388 00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:16,924 our 50th? 389 00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:18,672 --Right, I'll carry you down the hall. 390 00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:21,264 How about that? 391 00:22:21,339 --> 00:22:22,919 You got a deal. 392 00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:25,088 - Buddy. - Oh, Alicia. 393 00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:26,047 Oh, buddy. 394 00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:28,346 You've got to talk some sense into Carol. 395 00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:30,020 Well, Carol's got plenty of sense. 396 00:22:30,098 --> 00:22:30,928 Runs in the family. 397 00:22:37,647 --> 00:22:39,437 Doug: Can Carol and I get back to you? 398 00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:41,404 We're kind of having a rehearsal for the honeymoon-- 399 00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:42,235 I mean, the wedding. 400 00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:48,576 Ugh. 401 00:23:10,263 --> 00:23:13,893 We ought to go to buddy and portia's reception. 402 00:23:13,975 --> 00:23:16,305 You go. 403 00:23:16,394 --> 00:23:17,104 What's wrong? 404 00:23:17,187 --> 00:23:19,267 Doug and Carol are fine. 405 00:23:19,356 --> 00:23:20,566 They're together. 406 00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:21,319 They're together. 407 00:23:21,399 --> 00:23:23,359 But they're not married. 408 00:23:23,443 --> 00:23:25,153 So what? 409 00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:26,317 Oh, Peter. 410 00:23:26,404 --> 00:23:27,994 Oh god. 411 00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:28,743 I'm bankrupt. 412 00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:31,034 What? 413 00:23:31,118 --> 00:23:32,868 All that money? 414 00:23:32,953 --> 00:23:33,833 How? 415 00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:36,292 Through stupidity and greed. 416 00:23:36,373 --> 00:23:40,043 I had to have more, always more. 417 00:23:40,127 --> 00:23:41,167 Well, I'm sorry. 418 00:23:41,253 --> 00:23:43,213 I'm-- I'm truly sorry. 419 00:23:43,296 --> 00:23:45,626 But it won't make any difference to Doug and Carol. 420 00:23:45,715 --> 00:23:47,465 They love each other. 421 00:23:47,551 --> 00:23:50,101 Do you think buddy bowers wants his granddaughter married 422 00:23:50,178 --> 00:23:51,888 into a family of paupers? 423 00:23:51,972 --> 00:23:55,022 Buddy bowers couldn't care less. 424 00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:56,980 Well, I care. 425 00:23:57,060 --> 00:24:00,020 And he's not going to know, not till this wedding is 426 00:24:00,105 --> 00:24:04,315 accomplished, not until my son has the security of the bowers' 427 00:24:04,401 --> 00:24:06,401 fortune behind him. 428 00:24:06,486 --> 00:24:07,526 I see. 429 00:24:07,612 --> 00:24:10,452 Well, you encouraged the right match, but as usual, 430 00:24:10,532 --> 00:24:11,872 for all the wrong reasons. 431 00:24:15,745 --> 00:24:16,445 Well. 432 00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:36,731 Captain (on pa): Good morning, and welcome 433 00:24:36,808 --> 00:24:39,058 to glacier bay, home of 14 of the most 434 00:24:39,144 --> 00:24:42,114 active glaciers in the world. 435 00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:43,399 The icebergs you'll see floating are 436 00:24:43,481 --> 00:24:46,741 pieces of the various glaciers that have recently broken off. 437 00:24:46,818 --> 00:24:49,318 Our first stop, beautiful muir glacier. 438 00:24:53,575 --> 00:24:56,405 Doug, where did you disappear to last night? 439 00:24:56,494 --> 00:24:57,584 Have you seen Carol? 440 00:24:57,662 --> 00:24:58,622 What's going on with you two? 441 00:24:58,705 --> 00:24:59,405 - Look, I've seen her and-- - all right. 442 00:24:59,497 --> 00:25:01,167 You know you are an absolute fool 443 00:25:01,249 --> 00:25:02,169 if you don't make up with her. 444 00:25:02,250 --> 00:25:03,170 You do know that, don't you? 445 00:25:03,251 --> 00:25:04,421 Yeah, I know that. But-- 446 00:25:04,502 --> 00:25:05,552 I know what happened last night. 447 00:25:05,629 --> 00:25:07,339 Natalie snuck into your cabin and all that. 448 00:25:07,422 --> 00:25:09,552 Listen, I think if you just explain it to Carol, now, 449 00:25:09,633 --> 00:25:10,593 she's got to understand. 450 00:25:10,675 --> 00:25:11,965 Marv, will you listen to me for one minute? 451 00:25:12,052 --> 00:25:13,392 Do you want me to talk her? I'll talk to her. 452 00:25:13,470 --> 00:25:14,600 I'm not going to let the two of you 453 00:25:14,679 --> 00:25:16,889 break up over some silly misunderstanding. 454 00:25:16,973 --> 00:25:18,523 Excuse me. 455 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:19,480 Hi. 456 00:25:19,559 --> 00:25:21,769 Hi. 457 00:25:21,853 --> 00:25:22,523 Maybe you'd better handle it yourself. 458 00:25:26,316 --> 00:25:27,566 Does this mean the wedding is back on again? 459 00:25:31,905 --> 00:25:33,775 Yeah. 460 00:25:33,865 --> 00:25:35,365 I'd say the wedding is back on again. 461 00:25:41,706 --> 00:25:46,036 Last night was the most beautiful night of my life. 462 00:25:46,127 --> 00:25:47,957 Mine too. 463 00:25:48,046 --> 00:25:50,006 [Laughter] 464 00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:52,967 Hey, you guys. 465 00:25:53,051 --> 00:25:54,721 Come over here and give us a big hug. 466 00:25:54,803 --> 00:25:55,853 Oh! 467 00:25:55,929 --> 00:25:57,139 Buddy, congratulations. 468 00:25:57,222 --> 00:25:57,972 Beat you to it. 469 00:25:58,056 --> 00:26:01,266 Beat you to it. 470 00:26:01,351 --> 00:26:02,191 Where's my little baby? 471 00:26:02,269 --> 00:26:05,149 Here she is. 472 00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:07,190 What do you think of your old aunt portia, anyway? 473 00:26:07,274 --> 00:26:08,024 Oh. Oh. 474 00:26:08,108 --> 00:26:10,608 That she's terrific. 475 00:26:10,694 --> 00:26:11,494 Love it. 476 00:26:11,569 --> 00:26:12,529 What about marriage? 477 00:26:12,612 --> 00:26:13,782 Is this something you'd recommend, or what? 478 00:26:13,863 --> 00:26:15,573 - Oh. - Well, it's all right. 479 00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:16,317 Try it. 480 00:26:16,408 --> 00:26:17,328 You like it. 481 00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:17,949 Yeah. 482 00:26:18,034 --> 00:26:18,994 Maybe we should try it. 483 00:26:19,077 --> 00:26:20,077 I bet I could probably round up the reverend. 484 00:26:20,161 --> 00:26:21,911 What do you think? 485 00:26:21,997 --> 00:26:23,287 - That sounds good to me. - Ok. 486 00:26:23,373 --> 00:26:24,623 Would you guys excuse us, please? 487 00:26:24,708 --> 00:26:25,918 We're about to become Mr. and Mrs. Bradbury. 488 00:26:26,001 --> 00:26:27,671 Oh! 489 00:26:27,752 --> 00:26:28,342 Oh! 490 00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:31,170 I'll let you know when. 491 00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:32,166 Oh. 492 00:26:32,257 --> 00:26:34,587 They finally came to their senses. 493 00:26:34,676 --> 00:26:34,926 Like us. 494 00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:35,720 Yeah! 495 00:26:40,890 --> 00:26:41,390 Oh, Sandy. 496 00:26:41,474 --> 00:26:43,024 Sandy, wait a minute. 497 00:26:43,101 --> 00:26:44,021 Hey, Sandy. 498 00:26:44,102 --> 00:26:44,602 Sandy, hey, guess what? 499 00:26:44,686 --> 00:26:46,226 I have some time off. 500 00:26:46,313 --> 00:26:47,233 I thought maybe we'd spend it together. 501 00:26:47,314 --> 00:26:48,154 How about that? - Not now, gopher. 502 00:26:48,231 --> 00:26:49,651 - Why not? - I got to go get dressed. 503 00:26:49,733 --> 00:26:50,903 There's going to be another wedding. 504 00:26:50,984 --> 00:26:51,534 - Another wedding? - Gopher. 505 00:26:51,609 --> 00:26:53,149 Oh, there you are, sir. 506 00:26:53,236 --> 00:26:54,526 I've been looking all over for you. 507 00:26:54,612 --> 00:26:55,452 Good. 508 00:26:55,530 --> 00:26:56,360 There's something I want you to do. 509 00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:57,238 Of course there is. 510 00:27:21,723 --> 00:27:23,603 Better dust off your party dress. 511 00:27:23,683 --> 00:27:24,433 Hi. 512 00:27:24,517 --> 00:27:25,477 Hi. 513 00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:26,310 I just saw Carol. 514 00:27:26,394 --> 00:27:27,354 And the wedding is back on again. 515 00:27:27,437 --> 00:27:29,397 Oh, I'm really glad. 516 00:27:29,481 --> 00:27:31,271 Yeah, me too. 517 00:27:31,358 --> 00:27:32,648 But I'll be glad when this thing is over. 518 00:27:32,734 --> 00:27:35,904 Weddings really take it out of a guy, you know? 519 00:27:35,987 --> 00:27:36,817 Oh. 520 00:27:36,905 --> 00:27:40,865 I'm looking forward to one more. 521 00:27:40,950 --> 00:27:45,000 You decided to say yes to that guy in sitka? 522 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:46,410 Hey, that's great. 523 00:27:46,498 --> 00:27:47,328 Really. 524 00:27:47,415 --> 00:27:49,075 You're the first person I've told. 525 00:27:49,167 --> 00:27:50,997 Oh. 526 00:27:51,086 --> 00:27:54,256 Well, I'm sure you'll be very happy-- 527 00:27:54,339 --> 00:27:57,929 considering, of course, that you are settling for second best. 528 00:27:58,009 --> 00:27:59,929 Oh, Marv. 529 00:28:00,011 --> 00:28:01,681 Whoever gets you is going to be very lucky. 530 00:28:05,392 --> 00:28:06,232 Why do girls always say that to me right before they 531 00:28:06,309 --> 00:28:08,059 marry somebody else? 532 00:28:11,856 --> 00:28:16,856 Well, you'll make a better husband than I ever was. 533 00:28:16,945 --> 00:28:19,695 You know, mom said that a lot of it was her fault. 534 00:28:19,781 --> 00:28:22,451 She said that she pushed you into doing 535 00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:25,164 things you didn't want to do. 536 00:28:25,245 --> 00:28:26,785 Now, that's true. 537 00:28:26,871 --> 00:28:31,131 But she was under pressure from a lot of people. 538 00:28:31,209 --> 00:28:35,049 When you're among the richest women in the country, 539 00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:37,510 you have to maintain a certain image. 540 00:28:51,438 --> 00:28:53,308 Well, well, well. 541 00:28:53,398 --> 00:28:54,978 Look who's here. 542 00:28:58,903 --> 00:29:00,703 Mother, can I ask you something? 543 00:29:00,780 --> 00:29:01,490 Yes, darling. 544 00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:03,203 What? 545 00:29:03,283 --> 00:29:06,163 Why didn't you just give all the money away? 546 00:29:06,244 --> 00:29:07,044 You told him. 547 00:29:09,247 --> 00:29:10,917 Oh, Doug. 548 00:29:10,999 --> 00:29:13,209 I am so sorry. 549 00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:15,463 It won't exactly be bankruptcy, more 550 00:29:15,545 --> 00:29:17,665 of a liquidation of assets. 551 00:29:17,755 --> 00:29:19,005 So please, don't worry. 552 00:29:19,090 --> 00:29:20,010 I'll manage somehow. 553 00:29:20,091 --> 00:29:22,341 And you will be married to Carol, all right? 554 00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:23,177 Well, wait a minute. 555 00:29:23,261 --> 00:29:24,101 Wait a minute. 556 00:29:24,179 --> 00:29:25,509 Let me get this straight. 557 00:29:25,597 --> 00:29:26,507 We're broke? 558 00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:28,518 Well. 559 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:31,350 And I'll be married to Carol, living off her money. 560 00:29:33,062 --> 00:29:35,652 My god. 561 00:29:35,732 --> 00:29:36,902 We'll end up just like you and dad. 562 00:29:59,672 --> 00:30:00,922 Hey, Doug. 563 00:30:01,007 --> 00:30:03,047 Doug, I found the reverend, and I talked to him. 564 00:30:03,134 --> 00:30:04,724 And he's ready to marry us just as soon as we are. 565 00:30:04,802 --> 00:30:07,392 And I saw buddy and portia in the hallway. 566 00:30:07,472 --> 00:30:07,972 And I told them. 567 00:30:08,056 --> 00:30:09,426 Oh, I'm so excited. 568 00:30:19,526 --> 00:30:20,316 We can't get married. 569 00:30:23,154 --> 00:30:24,364 It just wouldn't work out. 570 00:30:47,554 --> 00:30:50,894 Peter, I don't know what to do. 571 00:30:50,974 --> 00:30:52,734 Just don't do anything. 572 00:30:52,809 --> 00:30:55,599 Just let people be. 573 00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:59,687 Well, you're right, of course. 574 00:30:59,774 --> 00:31:02,404 You've always been right. 575 00:31:02,485 --> 00:31:06,315 I've tried so hard to control people. 576 00:31:06,406 --> 00:31:11,446 I really made a mess out of your life, Doug's life, my life. 577 00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:14,326 My life isn't a mess. 578 00:31:14,414 --> 00:31:15,294 Doug's fine. 579 00:31:15,373 --> 00:31:18,963 He's got a good head on his shoulders. 580 00:31:19,043 --> 00:31:24,633 As for your life, just try it one day at a time, as I do. 581 00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:31,680 You'll have to teach me this method of yours. 582 00:31:31,764 --> 00:31:32,934 Just imagine you've got six months to live. 583 00:31:36,603 --> 00:31:39,653 I'd spend every minute with you. 584 00:31:39,731 --> 00:31:40,821 There you are. 585 00:31:40,898 --> 00:31:43,478 It's all solved. 586 00:31:43,568 --> 00:31:45,068 Don't be silly. 587 00:31:45,153 --> 00:31:46,703 That takes care of six months. 588 00:31:46,779 --> 00:31:49,529 But I expect to live a very long-- 589 00:31:54,495 --> 00:31:56,205 Peter? 590 00:31:56,289 --> 00:31:56,999 No. 591 00:32:02,962 --> 00:32:05,382 Oh god. 592 00:32:05,465 --> 00:32:07,125 Isn't there anything I can-- 593 00:32:09,093 --> 00:32:13,973 just one day at a time, Alicia, one day at a time. 594 00:32:42,085 --> 00:32:42,415 Captain stubing. 595 00:32:42,502 --> 00:32:44,462 Miss McCoy. 596 00:32:44,545 --> 00:32:46,415 What are you doing up at 2 in the morning? 597 00:32:46,506 --> 00:32:48,756 Well, I couldn't sleep. 598 00:32:48,841 --> 00:32:50,471 And there's something I want to tell you. 599 00:32:50,551 --> 00:32:53,301 So it's true? 600 00:32:53,388 --> 00:32:55,348 You are planning to leave us to get married. 601 00:32:55,431 --> 00:32:56,431 Hey. 602 00:32:56,516 --> 00:32:58,686 Try to keep a secret around here. 603 00:32:58,768 --> 00:33:00,558 How does Jack feel about it? 604 00:33:00,645 --> 00:33:01,935 I haven't told him yet. 605 00:33:02,021 --> 00:33:02,941 You haven't even called? 606 00:33:03,022 --> 00:33:05,272 Well, I did when we were in skagway. 607 00:33:05,358 --> 00:33:08,898 But when he answered, I got all confused and excited. 608 00:33:08,986 --> 00:33:10,736 And there were so many things I wanted to tell him. 609 00:33:10,822 --> 00:33:12,322 I couldn't tell him on the telephone. 610 00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:16,157 So I pretended I had a wrong number. 611 00:33:16,244 --> 00:33:17,294 I know it's silly. 612 00:33:17,370 --> 00:33:21,790 But he's going to be so excited when I surprise him. 613 00:33:21,874 --> 00:33:23,924 No, I can't imagine what it will be 614 00:33:24,001 --> 00:33:27,171 like around here without you. 615 00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:31,335 Neither can I. Captain, I'll be sailing with you 616 00:33:31,426 --> 00:33:32,546 for the rest of the cruise. 617 00:33:32,635 --> 00:33:35,965 But I just wanted to tell you I'm going to miss you. 618 00:33:42,937 --> 00:33:43,647 Mm. 619 00:33:47,525 --> 00:33:48,475 Yeah. 620 00:33:48,568 --> 00:33:51,398 I think I'd better be getting back to my work. 621 00:33:51,487 --> 00:33:52,407 Yes, sir. 622 00:33:52,488 --> 00:33:53,318 Goodnight. 623 00:33:53,406 --> 00:33:56,446 And thank you, captain. 624 00:33:56,534 --> 00:33:57,494 Goodnight. 625 00:34:07,712 --> 00:34:08,592 Captain (on pa): Good morning. 626 00:34:08,671 --> 00:34:10,471 And welcome to sitka, the earliest 627 00:34:10,548 --> 00:34:12,468 Russian settlement in Alaska. 628 00:34:12,550 --> 00:34:15,470 At dockside, the authentic Russian folk dancers. 629 00:34:15,553 --> 00:34:17,013 We hope you enjoy your day. 630 00:34:17,096 --> 00:34:18,466 [Polka music] 631 00:34:18,556 --> 00:34:19,716 Doc: Julie, are you sure you're going 632 00:34:19,807 --> 00:34:21,637 to be able to find Jack's house, because this looks 633 00:34:21,726 --> 00:34:22,726 like a pretty confusing town. 634 00:34:22,810 --> 00:34:25,100 Julie: Oh, I can ask directions. 635 00:34:25,188 --> 00:34:26,858 Gopher: Well, listen, maybe you better come along with us 636 00:34:26,939 --> 00:34:28,109 and see the totem Poles. 637 00:34:28,191 --> 00:34:28,481 Julie: Uh. Gopher: I guess not, huh? 638 00:34:28,566 --> 00:34:30,606 Julie: No. 639 00:34:30,693 --> 00:34:32,323 Issac: Julie, there's something I have to tell you. 640 00:34:32,403 --> 00:34:34,113 Julie: Yeah? 641 00:34:34,197 --> 00:34:36,527 Issac: The Russian orphanage here in sitka 642 00:34:36,616 --> 00:34:38,906 is the oldest existing building in Alaska. 643 00:34:38,993 --> 00:34:41,703 Julie: Oh, you guys. 644 00:34:41,788 --> 00:34:43,328 I'll be back on the ship later on. 645 00:34:43,414 --> 00:34:44,834 It's not like I'm never going to see you again. 646 00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:46,036 Gopher: We know. Doc: We know. 647 00:34:46,125 --> 00:34:46,995 Julie: Ok. Isaac: Bye-bye. 648 00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:48,205 Doc: Sure. Gopher: Have a good time. 649 00:34:48,294 --> 00:34:49,214 Julie: Bye. Doc: So long, Julie. 650 00:34:49,295 --> 00:34:49,545 Have fun. Isaac: Good luck. 651 00:34:49,629 --> 00:34:50,129 Bye. 652 00:35:01,265 --> 00:35:04,345 Well, look who's here. 653 00:35:04,435 --> 00:35:04,975 Hiya, nat. 654 00:35:05,061 --> 00:35:06,941 Not going in to sitka? 655 00:35:07,021 --> 00:35:08,191 Yeah. 656 00:35:08,272 --> 00:35:12,032 I was sort of hoping for a handsome young man to take me. 657 00:35:12,109 --> 00:35:13,189 Well, I'll tell you what. 658 00:35:13,277 --> 00:35:15,197 If I see him, I'll tell him you're looking for him. 659 00:35:15,279 --> 00:35:17,779 You know I mean you, silly. 660 00:35:17,865 --> 00:35:21,655 Doug-- Doug, is it obvious to everybody but you 661 00:35:21,744 --> 00:35:25,004 that you and Carol are just not meant to be? 662 00:35:25,081 --> 00:35:29,291 But there is somebody on this ship who's good for you. 663 00:35:29,377 --> 00:35:31,877 And you don't have to look too far. 664 00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:35,883 Natalie, you don't want me. 665 00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:37,637 You could never live without all this. 666 00:35:37,718 --> 00:35:40,428 Well, why should I have to? 667 00:35:40,513 --> 00:35:43,433 Because we are busted. 668 00:35:45,226 --> 00:35:50,766 All of Alicia's money [Snap] down the drain. 669 00:35:50,857 --> 00:35:57,107 No more cruise ships or jet airplanes. 670 00:35:57,196 --> 00:36:01,406 From now on, it is the bus. 671 00:36:01,492 --> 00:36:02,542 You still want to go along? 672 00:36:06,789 --> 00:36:08,169 I didn't think so. 673 00:36:39,530 --> 00:36:42,450 Oh. 674 00:36:42,533 --> 00:36:44,453 Jack. 675 00:36:44,535 --> 00:36:45,405 Julie. 676 00:36:45,494 --> 00:36:46,374 Hi. 677 00:36:46,454 --> 00:36:47,374 Hi. 678 00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:47,495 Hi. 679 00:36:50,708 --> 00:36:51,788 What are you doing here? 680 00:36:51,876 --> 00:36:52,786 Didn't you see the ship? 681 00:36:52,877 --> 00:36:54,127 I see ships all the time. 682 00:36:54,211 --> 00:36:56,511 But you've never gotten off one before. 683 00:36:56,589 --> 00:36:57,799 Oh, I wanted to call you. 684 00:36:57,882 --> 00:36:59,342 But I kept getting all tongue-tied every 685 00:36:59,425 --> 00:37:01,085 time I picked up the phone. 686 00:37:01,177 --> 00:37:01,797 Oh, Jack. 687 00:37:01,886 --> 00:37:04,136 I missed you so much. 688 00:37:04,221 --> 00:37:05,011 Mm. 689 00:37:05,097 --> 00:37:07,767 Mm. 690 00:37:07,850 --> 00:37:08,640 I missed you too. 691 00:37:08,726 --> 00:37:09,686 Oh. 692 00:37:09,769 --> 00:37:12,729 It feels so good to touch you again. 693 00:37:12,813 --> 00:37:15,363 Oh. - Julie. 694 00:37:15,441 --> 00:37:16,531 Hmm? 695 00:37:16,609 --> 00:37:18,899 I sort of-- 696 00:37:18,986 --> 00:37:21,986 sort of figured you had forgotten about us. 697 00:37:22,073 --> 00:37:23,623 You stopped writing. 698 00:37:23,699 --> 00:37:24,029 Oh. 699 00:37:24,116 --> 00:37:27,366 I-- I know. 700 00:37:27,453 --> 00:37:30,673 I got confused, but I'm not anymore. 701 00:37:30,748 --> 00:37:32,078 Oh, Jack. 702 00:37:32,166 --> 00:37:34,376 I could never forget you. 703 00:37:34,460 --> 00:37:35,250 Letting you and the girls out of my life 704 00:37:35,336 --> 00:37:38,706 was the biggest mistake I ever made. 705 00:37:38,798 --> 00:37:42,508 Julie, we-- we didn't know you were coming. 706 00:37:42,593 --> 00:37:45,263 You know for the longest time I kept hoping you'd change 707 00:37:45,346 --> 00:37:47,176 your mind about marrying me. 708 00:37:47,264 --> 00:37:47,894 I kept thinking one day I'd get a letter 709 00:37:47,974 --> 00:37:51,394 saying you were on your way. 710 00:37:51,477 --> 00:37:53,267 But your letters-- your letters never said that. 711 00:37:53,354 --> 00:37:56,024 And then-- and then they stopped coming. 712 00:37:56,107 --> 00:37:57,687 And I finally stopped hoping. 713 00:37:57,775 --> 00:38:01,945 And then all that seemed to be left was a kind of dull ache. 714 00:38:02,029 --> 00:38:02,699 Oh, Jack. 715 00:38:02,780 --> 00:38:05,030 I'm so sorry. 716 00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:07,276 And there was a great emptiness 717 00:38:07,368 --> 00:38:13,078 that had to be filled, in my life, in the girls' lives. 718 00:38:13,165 --> 00:38:17,285 So when I met somebody who could fill that emptiness-- 719 00:38:17,378 --> 00:38:18,878 I got married two months ago, Julie. 720 00:38:21,632 --> 00:38:23,432 Oh. 721 00:38:23,509 --> 00:38:23,969 - Julie, i-- - no, no, no. 722 00:38:24,051 --> 00:38:24,721 That's all right. 723 00:38:24,802 --> 00:38:26,432 I'm all right. 724 00:38:26,512 --> 00:38:27,562 I-- I'm really happy for you. 725 00:38:27,638 --> 00:38:29,678 Really I am. 726 00:38:29,765 --> 00:38:30,725 The girls should be back soon. 727 00:38:30,808 --> 00:38:31,058 Do you want to-- 728 00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:34,022 no, no. 729 00:38:34,103 --> 00:38:36,653 No, I better be getting back. 730 00:38:36,731 --> 00:38:38,151 Oh. 731 00:38:38,232 --> 00:38:41,532 Give them my love, will you? 732 00:38:41,610 --> 00:38:43,700 Julie. 733 00:38:43,779 --> 00:38:48,029 I'm sorry. 734 00:38:48,117 --> 00:38:49,077 I love you. 735 00:39:07,928 --> 00:39:09,468 - Well, I don't know, man. - No, no, no. 736 00:39:09,555 --> 00:39:10,135 Don't say a word. - Oh. 737 00:39:10,222 --> 00:39:10,812 What? 738 00:39:10,890 --> 00:39:11,430 Alaska, hope, right. 739 00:39:11,515 --> 00:39:12,725 Oh, come on, gopher. 740 00:39:12,808 --> 00:39:14,098 Hello, sir. 741 00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:14,805 Oh. 742 00:39:14,894 --> 00:39:15,774 How was sitka? 743 00:39:15,853 --> 00:39:16,903 Well sir. 744 00:39:16,979 --> 00:39:18,609 You know Mr. Alaska here, the man 745 00:39:18,689 --> 00:39:21,359 who knows everything there is to know about our 49th state. 746 00:39:21,442 --> 00:39:23,742 The supreme authority on all things Alaskan. 747 00:39:23,819 --> 00:39:25,239 I got lost. 748 00:39:25,321 --> 00:39:29,411 Or we should lose that dumb book. 749 00:39:29,492 --> 00:39:32,912 Attention, here comes the bride to be. 750 00:39:32,995 --> 00:39:35,325 Hey, I've seen tears of happiness before. 751 00:39:35,414 --> 00:39:35,544 But this is ridiculous. 752 00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:40,670 Julie? 753 00:39:43,547 --> 00:39:44,257 I'll be ok. 754 00:39:44,340 --> 00:39:44,970 Don't worry. 755 00:39:45,049 --> 00:39:47,799 Um, he married somebody else. 756 00:39:51,555 --> 00:39:53,305 I'm just going to have a real good cry. 757 00:39:53,390 --> 00:39:56,440 And then everything will be back to normal. 758 00:39:56,519 --> 00:39:58,269 About how long does a good cry take? 759 00:39:58,354 --> 00:40:02,024 I think a couple of weeks ought to do it. 760 00:40:18,415 --> 00:40:20,285 Carol, darling. 761 00:40:20,376 --> 00:40:25,706 [Sighs] It seems we both have lousy taste in men, huh? 762 00:40:25,798 --> 00:40:27,758 And what's that supposed to mean? 763 00:40:27,842 --> 00:40:28,802 Oh. 764 00:40:28,884 --> 00:40:30,684 You're probably the last to know. 765 00:40:30,761 --> 00:40:32,891 Alicia is bankrupt. 766 00:40:32,972 --> 00:40:35,352 I guess that makes Doug infinitely less interesting, 767 00:40:35,432 --> 00:40:37,852 wouldn't you say? 768 00:40:37,935 --> 00:40:38,805 [Smack] 769 00:40:45,109 --> 00:40:45,649 Ever the peasant. 770 00:41:05,504 --> 00:41:06,214 Doug. 771 00:41:09,717 --> 00:41:11,797 Um, I know about the money. 772 00:41:11,886 --> 00:41:15,306 I guess you think you're being gallant or noble or something. 773 00:41:15,389 --> 00:41:16,809 No. 774 00:41:16,891 --> 00:41:20,561 No, just practical. 775 00:41:20,644 --> 00:41:23,904 I can be practical too. 776 00:41:23,981 --> 00:41:25,691 You know I hate all that money stuff. 777 00:41:25,774 --> 00:41:28,904 The best years of my life were spent in a cabin 778 00:41:28,986 --> 00:41:31,406 in the middle of nowhere, keeping house for buddy 779 00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:34,159 and growing my own vegetables. 780 00:41:34,241 --> 00:41:38,411 Carol, that isn't valid. 781 00:41:38,495 --> 00:41:41,455 You don't have to do that anymore. 782 00:41:41,540 --> 00:41:42,580 Well, sure I do. 783 00:41:42,666 --> 00:41:46,546 Even a crazy man like you needs fresh vegetables. 784 00:42:19,119 --> 00:42:19,949 Hi. 785 00:42:20,037 --> 00:42:20,697 Hi. 786 00:42:25,626 --> 00:42:29,126 I heard, and I'm real sorry. 787 00:42:29,213 --> 00:42:33,223 It was all my own fault. I set myself 788 00:42:33,300 --> 00:42:36,890 up for about the biggest fall ever attempted on dry land. 789 00:42:40,891 --> 00:42:43,391 It really never occurred to me that he would-- 790 00:42:46,146 --> 00:42:49,936 I just assumed that he'd be there. 791 00:42:50,025 --> 00:42:50,685 And I decided I was ready. 792 00:42:53,988 --> 00:42:54,818 Oh, damn. 793 00:42:54,905 --> 00:42:56,065 I wasn't going to cry anymore. 794 00:43:02,496 --> 00:43:03,786 Yeah. 795 00:43:03,872 --> 00:43:08,542 You know, most girls spend their whole lives looking 796 00:43:08,627 --> 00:43:11,257 for that one special guy. 797 00:43:14,591 --> 00:43:19,391 Well, what do you do when you've found him, 798 00:43:19,471 --> 00:43:20,761 but he picked somebody else? 799 00:43:27,938 --> 00:43:29,858 It's all right, Julie. 800 00:43:29,940 --> 00:43:31,650 It's ok. 801 00:43:41,493 --> 00:43:45,293 Julie, I really like you. 802 00:43:45,372 --> 00:43:50,462 I mean, I really like you. 803 00:43:50,544 --> 00:43:52,884 And well, you see, I feel like we're pretty good friends, 804 00:43:52,963 --> 00:43:55,973 you know? 805 00:43:56,050 --> 00:44:00,720 And I don't want to jeopardize that for a night of rebounding. 806 00:44:10,314 --> 00:44:12,654 I can't believe this. 807 00:44:12,733 --> 00:44:14,783 Under any other circumstances I think 808 00:44:14,860 --> 00:44:16,200 that they'd have to hose me down with liquid helium 809 00:44:16,278 --> 00:44:18,858 to keep my hands off you. 810 00:44:22,951 --> 00:44:26,121 Maybe right now you need a friend more than a lover. 811 00:44:37,549 --> 00:44:41,599 Are friends allowed to hug? 812 00:44:41,678 --> 00:44:43,058 Oh, it's mandatory. 813 00:44:49,978 --> 00:44:51,478 Marv? 814 00:44:51,563 --> 00:44:52,443 Hmm? 815 00:44:52,523 --> 00:44:54,403 Thanks. 816 00:44:54,483 --> 00:44:55,443 Anytime. 817 00:45:08,872 --> 00:45:13,462 (Together) I take you to live with and love, 818 00:45:13,544 --> 00:45:17,304 to believe in through adversity and triumph, to help you 819 00:45:17,381 --> 00:45:20,971 realize your full potential, to create a lasting union 820 00:45:21,051 --> 00:45:23,641 based on mutual respect. 821 00:45:23,721 --> 00:45:26,971 I take you to make my life whole. 822 00:45:27,057 --> 00:45:32,307 By the authority vested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife. 823 00:45:32,396 --> 00:45:36,566 You may kiss the bride. 824 00:45:36,650 --> 00:45:39,570 [Cheering] 825 00:46:16,023 --> 00:46:19,443 This is really one cruise I hate to see end. 826 00:46:19,526 --> 00:46:22,526 It's not an end, captain. 827 00:46:22,613 --> 00:46:24,783 It's a beginning. 828 00:46:24,865 --> 00:46:27,025 Every day is a beginning, merrill, 829 00:46:27,117 --> 00:46:28,407 whether you have 1 or 1,000. 830 00:46:28,494 --> 00:46:30,834 I hope you'll have 1,000. 831 00:46:30,913 --> 00:46:31,543 Thank you. 832 00:46:31,622 --> 00:46:33,962 One at a time, captain. 833 00:46:34,041 --> 00:46:35,381 One at a time. 834 00:46:44,301 --> 00:46:44,721 Hello. 835 00:46:44,801 --> 00:46:45,091 Well, hello. 836 00:46:45,177 --> 00:46:48,217 Hi. 837 00:46:48,305 --> 00:46:49,175 Ok, gopher. 838 00:46:49,264 --> 00:46:49,564 This is your last chance. 839 00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:50,970 Now, look. 840 00:46:51,058 --> 00:46:52,638 You ask one of them out to dinner. 841 00:46:52,726 --> 00:46:53,226 And I'll ask the other one. 842 00:46:53,310 --> 00:46:55,270 Yeah. 843 00:46:55,354 --> 00:46:57,404 But, doc, I still don't know which one to choose. 844 00:46:57,481 --> 00:46:59,321 Well, you better make up your mind quick. 845 00:47:02,277 --> 00:47:03,107 Ok. 846 00:47:03,195 --> 00:47:05,985 I'll take Nancy. 847 00:47:06,073 --> 00:47:06,663 No wait, Sandy. 848 00:47:06,740 --> 00:47:09,740 No, wait a minute, Nancy. 849 00:47:09,826 --> 00:47:11,406 I'll take-- I'll take-- 850 00:47:11,495 --> 00:47:11,825 gopher! 851 00:47:11,912 --> 00:47:12,122 All right. 852 00:47:12,204 --> 00:47:13,914 Ok. 853 00:47:13,997 --> 00:47:15,287 I'm going to take Sandy. 854 00:47:15,374 --> 00:47:16,794 I'll take Sandy. 855 00:47:16,875 --> 00:47:17,995 Ok. 856 00:47:18,085 --> 00:47:18,955 I'll take Nancy. 857 00:47:19,044 --> 00:47:19,754 Ok. 858 00:47:22,631 --> 00:47:24,631 Excuse me, how are you? 859 00:47:24,716 --> 00:47:25,676 You are so cute. 860 00:47:25,759 --> 00:47:26,679 May I? 861 00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:27,970 Oh. 862 00:47:28,053 --> 00:47:29,853 I tell you, we have some waves out there you wouldn't believe. 863 00:47:36,353 --> 00:47:39,153 Hi. 864 00:47:39,231 --> 00:47:41,021 Sandy, I'm off duty. 865 00:47:41,108 --> 00:47:41,938 And I have the rest of the weekend free. 866 00:47:42,025 --> 00:47:42,935 So I thought that maybe you and i-- 867 00:47:43,026 --> 00:47:45,776 oh, I wish I could stay and talk to you, gopher. 868 00:47:45,862 --> 00:47:48,492 But my husband is coming to pick me up. 869 00:47:48,574 --> 00:47:49,244 Oh. 870 00:47:49,324 --> 00:47:50,244 There he is. 871 00:47:52,411 --> 00:47:55,211 Hey, gopher. 872 00:47:55,289 --> 00:47:57,169 What are you doing this evening? 873 00:47:57,249 --> 00:47:57,289 Killing myself. 874 00:48:01,587 --> 00:48:03,507 Hey, maybe you'd rather catch up on some reading instead. 875 00:48:03,589 --> 00:48:07,299 There's really some interesting stuff in this book, man. 876 00:48:07,384 --> 00:48:08,094 Yeah. 877 00:48:16,685 --> 00:48:19,265 Well, take care of yourself. 878 00:48:19,354 --> 00:48:20,234 I will. 879 00:48:20,314 --> 00:48:21,944 It's going to take e some time. 880 00:48:22,024 --> 00:48:22,824 Yeah. 881 00:48:22,899 --> 00:48:24,689 I know. 882 00:48:24,776 --> 00:48:27,736 Just remember, if anyone gives you a hard time, 883 00:48:27,821 --> 00:48:29,741 just call on big brother here. 884 00:48:29,823 --> 00:48:32,333 Yeah, if you ever need a sister-- 885 00:48:32,409 --> 00:48:33,329 you'll have to take your place at the back of the line 886 00:48:33,410 --> 00:48:35,750 like everybody else. 887 00:48:35,829 --> 00:48:37,709 Oh, Marv. 888 00:48:37,789 --> 00:48:39,329 Bye, Julie. 889 00:48:39,416 --> 00:48:40,126 Bye. 890 00:48:44,421 --> 00:48:46,261 Bye. 891 00:48:46,340 --> 00:48:47,050 Bye. 892 00:48:50,677 --> 00:48:51,467 Julie. 893 00:48:51,553 --> 00:48:52,183 Yes, sir? 894 00:48:52,262 --> 00:48:53,472 This telegram came for you. 895 00:48:53,555 --> 00:48:55,345 Thank you, sir. 896 00:48:55,432 --> 00:48:57,142 You're welcome. 897 00:49:04,149 --> 00:49:07,779 Jack: I cannot convey my feelings in 10 words or less. 898 00:49:07,861 --> 00:49:10,781 I hope somehow you're understand. 899 00:49:10,864 --> 00:49:12,824 I married a wonderful woman. 900 00:49:12,908 --> 00:49:13,738 We're happy. 901 00:49:13,825 --> 00:49:16,075 And the girls love her as much as I do. 902 00:49:16,161 --> 00:49:20,831 But if it makes a difference at this point, none of us 903 00:49:20,916 --> 00:49:23,786 ever stopped loving Julie McCoy. 904 00:49:30,258 --> 00:49:30,628 Ok, everybody. Hurry up. 905 00:49:30,717 --> 00:49:31,257 Here they come. 906 00:49:31,343 --> 00:49:33,013 Come on. 907 00:49:33,095 --> 00:49:34,885 [Applause] 908 00:50:11,758 --> 00:50:14,218 [Theme music]